Observations from Queen Ima Tramp from her modest castle in the hills above West Hollywood.
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Sunday, July 17, 2011
A Special Place in Hell
Of course everyone knows by now how much I loathe the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and people who text while driving. Well I now have a new group that I curse. That's right! It's people that illegally use the car pool lanes on the freeway. There is a special place in Hell for those individuals that blatantly fly along in the HOV lane like they don't have a worry in the world. The other day on the 405 I noticed this woman in a beat up Toyota Corolla slipping into the HOV lane. At first I thought perhaps she had a baby or possibly a little person in the car with her, but after further scrutiny I determined that all that was in the car was her and a mass of kinky red hair that was in dire need of a hot oil treatment. So not only was she an illegal car pool user, but a Ginger with bad hair at that. This of course made me loathe her even more. I seethed as she zipped along in the HOV lane. I contemplated shooting out her tires with my x-ray vision or sending a heat seeking missile up her tail pipe. I searched frantically through my console for an unused voodoo doll, but with no luck. In the end I simply cursed her and assigned her soul to a special place in Hell along side Paris, Lindsay, the Kardashian whores and Sarah Palin. Until we meet again...until we meet again!!!