Friday, August 19, 2011

LOL I just hit a guy with my car. LMAO

texting death: 21-year-old Gets Probation After Killing Elderly Pedestrian While Texting -

This is outrageous! This dumb girl kills a person because she is too self absorbed to put down her damn phone while she is driving and all she gets is probation??? Why even have a hands free law in California?!? No one pays one bit of attention to it. I see people everyday on the 405 doing 60 MPH and just texting a way like there is no tomorrow. We put people in prison for driving drunk, but when someone kills another person because they were texting while driving it is okay? There should be at least a $1,000 fine and 30 days in jail for anyone caught texting while the car is in motion. If they get caught a second time give them electric chair. I bet some people would think twice.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

A Special Place in Hell

Of course everyone knows by now how much I loathe the likes of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and people who text while driving.  Well I now have a new group that I curse.  That's right!  It's people that illegally use the car pool lanes on the freeway.  There is a special place in Hell for those individuals that blatantly fly along in the HOV lane like they don't have a worry in the world.  The other day on the 405 I noticed this woman in a beat up Toyota Corolla slipping into the HOV lane.  At first I thought perhaps she had a baby or possibly a little person in the car with her, but after further scrutiny I determined that all that was in the car was her and a mass of kinky red hair that was in dire need of a hot oil treatment.  So not only was she an illegal car pool user, but a Ginger with bad hair at that.  This of course made me loathe her even more.  I seethed as she zipped along in the HOV lane.  I contemplated shooting out her tires with my x-ray vision or sending a heat seeking missile up her tail pipe.  I searched frantically through my console for an unused voodoo doll, but with no luck.  In the end I simply cursed her and assigned her soul to a special place in Hell along side Paris, Lindsay, the Kardashian whores and Sarah Palin.  Until we meet again...until we meet again!!!

Friday, July 15, 2011

It Must Run in the Family

Barron Hilton Ordered to Pay $4.9 MIL In DUI Crash

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It seems the Hilton family might want to look into getting a group discount. Proving once again that being ultra rich does make you ultra smart. I do applaud the judge for hitting them where it hurts. If the justice system really wants to improve society they should try court order sterilization.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Stuck in Traffic

Carmageddon predicted for L.A.'s 405 closing -

Unless you live in Southern California I'm sure you can't understand what all the fuss is about. So what they are shutting down the freeway for the weekend! Who cares??? Well in a city where distance is measured in time and not miles the closing of a freeway that carries more than 500 thousand vehicles a day is nothing to sneeze at. I plan on staying home this weekend and not getting in or near a car. Let all the other crazy people try to navigate this one.

Friday, July 8, 2011

To Catch Chris Hansen

NBC'S Chris Hansen Caught Sexting: Report -

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Chris, Why don't you have a seat? Go ahead, have a seat. I just want to ask you a couple of questions. First, what were you thinking?
And what did we learn? That irony can be fun and maybe that sending nude photos of yourself via the web or cell phone is bound to get you in trouble unless you are Paris Hilton.

Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog

Sex With Dog: Woman Dies of Allergic Reaction After Sex With Dog -

What the Hell is wrong with some people?  

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Monday, July 4, 2011

The Heart of Another

You know I have always believed in honesty.  It has always been my greatest asset and at the same time my greatest liability.  Telling the truth has saved me, but it has gotten me in so much trouble.  It has been said that the unexamined life is not worth living.  Tonight I discovered another secret about a friend.  I always thought I was really good at reading people, but tonight I figured something out.  This person, who I do truly care about, considers me one of his best friends.  I will say this...Most people don't surprise me, but this person shocked the hell out of me.  I tend to think that I am just one person with not much more to offer than what you see, but this person makes me feel like a million bucks.  I don't always claim to understand what goes on in the heart of another man,but having a glimpse into the heart of a friend is more than I could ever ask for.